Friday, July 14, 2006

For Ambi by Another Ambi who is not an Ambi like the other Ambi

Ambi = !

Ambi = ?

Ambi = ?!?

What is or Who is Ambi? If you like TamBrams or you have a love interest who is a TamBram, you should know this word for sure!

Ambi - Noun (Name of a person - Actually Nick Name of a person)


- Andha Ambi romba thuru thuru nu irukan (That boy is very shrewd. I dont know his name though..So use the genric term for a brahmin boy)

- Nalla ambi maari irukan (Looks very much like a cute and soft tambram guy. Here ambi is a generic name for anyone who is cute and soft tambram)

- Akkavum Ambiyum apdi ena than pesipelo ( Wonder what you bro and sis have to hush-hush about!... Here ambi refers to Bro)

So that's it? Nope! There is another Ambi whom everyone can identify with.

Here is the checklist to see if you qualify to be an "Ambi"

  1. You are clean shaven and dont sport mush. You face always has a religious mark.
  2. You wear Kadukkan (stud..not the Yo! Man variety...This is authentic tam stud)
  3. You wear spects (and not contact lens)
  4. Your hair has a wet look always (not due to gel). You wear coconut oil and comb using the long slender "sheikh cheepu".
  5. Your hair style and geometry can give a run to a straight line ruler.
  6. You are less than 5' 5"
  7. You wear Lacoste t-shirt tucked into a tailor-stitched coffee brown pants and reebok shoes
  8. You wear a sports watch or a digital watch which competes for your wrist with some religious threads that are black, grey, yellow, red or all at the same time
  9. You have a cellphone that is 3310 or earlier version
  10. You dont wear a belt
  11. Your ponch makes ur pants go down every 5 minutes and you are the best when it comes to adjusting your pants
  12. You wear pants slightly below your rib gage and not around your hip bone
  13. You ride Honda Activa and not any bike ever
  14. You like carnatic music than cinema music
  15. You dont watch movies
  16. You dont say "cool" or "awesome". You say "cute"
  17. You carry a water bottle and napkin to restaurants

So what are you? Ambi? Ambi-in-the-making?

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Kak Kak Ka ....Po

This thing called arranged marriage...It all starts with an arranged outing to Pizza corner :-(

You might actually hit off well in those 30 minutes..Absolutely great chemistry
  • She may like urlakezhangu too - like him
  • He will also like pink color - like her
  • He cant believe she also likes NDTV Profit to Kolangal serial
  • She is pleasantly surprised that he cooks well

And when they get married.

But then when its too late...

  • He figures out she has more mush than him
  • She finds that he can snore better than a bear
  • He finds she has a clumsy way of walking
  • She finds he can't tell between romance and sex. Its all three letters whichever way
  • He finds she buys her clothes from pondy bazaar still
  • She finds he never uses the flush petrified at the possibility of these happening.You know how I ward off marriage shifting job in 6 months..Pondati varadhukula car vanganum..If I move to a new job I need to stay for 6 months,steady the ship and then get married.Idhu minimum 1 year marriage vacation idea and can postpone indefenitely :-)

Single ho !


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